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Rhodes' Rules 
Mustang Studios/Pulse Distribution
Starring: Nash Lawler, Tommy Defendi, Adam Killian, Mustang exclusive Samuel Colt, Trent Diesel, Tristan Jaxx, Tyler Saint, and Andre Barclay.
Executive producer Adam Q. Robinson. Directed by Erik Rhodes
Posted Tuesday July 20, 2010 - 12:54 p.m. PDT
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JRL fans, I'm back with a smashing new gay xxx movie, Rhodes' Rules , directed by Erik Rhodes. This gay xxx sizzler is about the goings on at an all gay male sex club. "I like it already"!
Are you into glory holes, fuck machines, etc? Then Rhodes' Rules  is just for you. So call all your friends over, sit back, relax and have an orgy ( I mean) a party!
Scene 1: Nash Lawler and Tommy Defendi
Nash is feeling extremely horny, and he needs to bust a nut real bad. What better place to go than the 666 Club, a place where gay men can meet each other, but unlike a bar, they get to be 100% intimate with each other, to do whatever and "whom"ever they want.
So Nash pays at the window and is handed a white towel, but I don't know what for, since the towel will come off real fast. (chuckles) He sees a glory hole with a fat dick sticking out of it, belonging to Tommy, so he goes over and jacks it off, and then sucks it, and jacks himself off simultaneously. Nash and Tommy also engage in rimming, more cock-sucking, doggy style anal, and face-to-face anal, while Tommy jacks himself off and cums onto his torso. Then Nash withdraws from Tommy's ass and cums on Tommy's torso as well. Maybe I can take up golf, I hear you can get very good things in and out of a "hole" besides balls. Tee hee.
Scene 2: Adam Killian and Samuel Colt
Adam is walking around the same club, and he's looking around at various guys engaging in one form of sex or another. The first 3 guys don't interest him, but around the corner he meets Samuel near a stairway, and Sam is wearing a jock strap, sitting on a stool, jacking himself off.
Adam goes over to him and they start caressing, kissing, nipple-licking, cock-sucking, spit-swapping, armpit-licking, ball-licking, jacking off, rimming, face-to-face anal, and doggy style anal.
Then Adam lays on his back during a face-to-face ass-fuck, jacks off and cums onto his torso. Then Adam stands behind Samuel and holds him, while Samuel jacks off and cums onto his fingers, balls, and dick.
Half the fucking they did on a stairway, I was wondering whether one of them was going to lose their balance and fall down the stairs, but they didn't!
Scene 3: Trent Diesel and Tristan Jaxx
Trent is laying on his stomach, smoking a cigarette, when in waltzes Tristan ready for action. He begins by gently caressing Trents legs and ass.
They also engage in kissing, undressing, cock-sucking, finger-fucking, jacking off, rimming, face-to-face anal, doggy style anal, and cock-riding, while Trent jacks off and cums, spewing his jizz every with way.
Then Tristan withdraws from Trent's ass, stands up, jacks off, and cums onto Trent's face and chest. Gee, I never felt comfortable laying on my stomach, but maybe I should try it, heck it got Trent a man.
Scene 4: Tyler Saint and Andre Barclay
As Tyler Saint was walking by Trent and Tristan having sex in their room, he passes it and goes to the next room where Andre is busy getting ass-fucked by an anal sex machine, a piece of equipment with a dildo welded onto it for the purpose of anal penetration.
So Tyler enters the room, and starts rubbing his jock strap covered cock at this sight, he's getting very much turned on. He walks over to Andre, who is bending over in front of the machine, and his mouth is at the same level as Tyler's dick, so Tyler pulls down his jock strap and Andre sucks Tyler's cock.
They also engage in face-fucking, caressing, jacking off, face-to-face anal, and doggy style anal. Then Andre jacks off and cums onto the floor, then Tyler jack off and cums onto Andre's face. Well, at least Tyler was a whole lot better looking than that sex machine.
Gee, I've never been to a sex club before, this movie makes me want to go to one ! Well, this is Randy "Rockbottom" Tayler signing off, until next time, my little chick-a-dees!.
Randy Rock Bottom signing out for now.
I, Randy "Rock Bottom" Tayler Give "RHODES' RULES"