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BATTLE CREEK BREAK DOWN
Titan Media Entertainment / Io Group Distribution
Starring: Titanmen Exclusives Will Parker, Tony Buff, JR Matthews, Dean Flynn, and Christopher Saint. Also featuring David Dakota, Gio Forte, Bryan Slater
Produced by Brian Mills. Directed by Joe Gage.
Slade (Lodge Clerk) - Tony Buff
Brett (Lodge Guest) - JR Matthews
Dennis - Patrick O' Connor
Phil - Stuart Cotts
Renee - Sparkly Devil
Connor - Christopher Saint
Clyde - Gio Forte
Eddie - David Dakota
Trip - Will Parker
Rennie - Bryan Slater
Dylan - Dean Flynn
Posted Friday June 4, 2010 11:10 a.m. PDT
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JRL fans, I'm back Randy "Rock Bottom" with a brand new Joe Gage film, Battle Creek Breakdown, produced by Brian Mills. Set in the heavily wooded Battle Creek, 2 plumbers are sent to a gay nudist camp way out in the woods, but their truck breaks down miles away from their destination, and not only do they have a long walk ahead of them, according to the camp's rules the two must totally undress before they arrive, for clothes are strictly prohibitted.
While while the two have their long walk, a few other handsome gentleman already at the camp have a few sexcapades of their own.
Scene 1: Tony Buff and JR Matthews
Newly arrived at the camp is a totally clothed and terribly shy Brett. He was unaware when he made his reservations for his stay that clothing was strictly prohibitted, so he arrived fully attired much to the dismay of a very nude Slade, the lodge's clerk. So Brett must disrobe all but his footware, and make his way down to his cabin.
When he gets there, he again finds a naked Slade dressed in nothing but footware and a tool belt, fixing the hot water heater, for the plumbers haven't arrived yet. Slade is taking a fancy to the now naked and still shy Brett, and he coaxed him to jack off and massage his own manhole.
The two also engage in spit-swapping, urination, ball-licking, nipple-licking, L-Shape anal sex, regular 1-on-1 anal, doggy style, 1 riding the other's cock, rimming, and Slade sucked off Brett. Both men climaxed twice during the scene.
Before his experience, Brett was very stressed out, but now he is fully relaxed and not a bit shy about his nakedness any more, Slade took care of that; he really knows how to treat his guests. Gee, I wish I could stay there. I wonder if Slade can fix my hot water heater too, I'll be glad to hand him his wrench.
Scene 2: Christopher Saint and Gio Forte
Still in Battle Creek but in another part of town, a married couple, Phil and Renee will be appearing on the HRTV network (Home Rehab Television network to have their 1980's style kitchen completely updated and remodelled by a 3-man team, Dennis, Connor, and Clyde.
Dennis is the contractor, Clyde will be in charge of most of the work, and Connor is his assistant. After Connor and Clyde are alone, instead of going straight to work on the new kitchen, they seem to go straight to work on each other. (Wink, wink).
They engage in urinating, nipple tweeking, undressing, jacking off, giving/receiving blow jobs and deep-throat, anal, rimming, and kissing. Both men explode their manseed twice during the scene. By the expression on Phil and Renee's faces, when they see their new kitchen, they are wide-eyed and open-mouthed with excitement. Guess all that sex before the two horny guys started the work really paid off. L.O.L. ! Gee, can I watch if my kitchen needs "remodelling" too?
Scene 3: David Dakota and Will Parker
Meanwhile, as the 2 stranded plumbers, Eddie and Trip, make their way onward toward the camp, they stop in order to disrobe themselves, per regulations of the nudist camp. After they do so, it isn't too hard to figure out that both men are either sex buddies or lovers that have sexually "done each other" many times before.
So after they undress, both men get real horny and engage in urination, "dueling cocks" (where they have somewhat of a "sword fight" with their weapons), caressing, deep-throat, jacking off, blow jobs, kissing, and versatile anal sex. Both quite sexy plumbers erupt twice during the scene. Gee, can they fix my "plumbing" too? L.O.L..
Scene 4: Bryan Slater and Dean Flynn
It's now night time, and the plumbers still haven't arrived yet, but there's a costume party going on at the camp. Rennie arrives dressed as Zorro, and Dylan had already arrived dressed as a flying superhero, a Superman wanna-be.
Both men are too horny over each other to mingle with the rest of the party guests, so they start mingling with each other and engage in undressing, urination, blow jobs and deep-throat, jacking off, anal sex, and kissing.
Both superheroes blast their spunk twice during the scene, and get dressed again. Zorro watches with amazement as the Superman wanna-be soars off into the air, to rescue another "queen" in distress, that would be me he's "cumming" for! L.O.L.!
What made this film really enjoyable was not only the scenery, but most especially the amount of versatility in the actors, 3 out of the 4 scenes the anal sex goes both ways, for an above average performance.
For not every single gay man is into versatility, some are either all top or all bottom, but it's real fun to be versatile too; scratching his back, as he scratches mine so to speak. One thing's for sure, next time I need my plumbing done, I'm calling Eddie and Trip ! L.O.L.! Until next time.
Randy Rock Bottom signing out for now. Tootle-loo!.
I, Randy "Rock Bottom" Tayler Give "BATTLE CREEK BREAKDOWN"