Randy Rock Bottom Review’s Seal and Pacific Sun’s “Escort Diaries”
Escort Diaries 
Seal Productions / Pacific Sun Entertainment
Starring: Warren Rodgers, James Allen, Paul Shayne, Jeremy Williams, Matt Lowe, Danny Star, Nathan Douglas, and Craig Harding
Produced and directed by Adam Bailey
Email: Randy Rock Bottom at RockBottom@JRLChartsonline.com
Attention male escort fans, I, Randy “Rock Bottom”, have cum back to bring you a hot new DVD just for us male escort enthusiasts, Escort Diaries, produced and directed by Adam Bailey.
It’s about male escorts who reveal what really happens behind closed doors with their clients.
I must congratulate whomever did the opening credits, because my job was made so much easier by putting the star’s name up on screen as he first appears, this saves me from looking through the entire DVD just to get the star’s names.
Anyways, as a male escort, they get clients from all walks of life: young, old, cute, not cute, even thin ones and fat ones.
Sometimes these clients are loaded with surprises, some of them could be rather unpre”dick”table. So hurry up and buy it, sit back, relax, and enjoy ! Heck, a DVD obviously costs a whole lot less than a real male escort, right?
Scene 1: Tables Turned – Warren Rodgers (escort, bottom) and James Allen (client, top)
Warren and James are fully clothed and kissing each other on the couch, feeling each other up, nipple-licking, kissing and biting the groin area, undressing, armpit-licking, dry humping, foot and toe-kissing and licking, cock-sucking, jacking off, rimming, doggy style, cock-riding, and face-to-face anal.
Then James withdraws from Warren’s ass, jacks off, and cums onto his own torso. Then Warren jacks off and cums onto his own torso as well. Gee, it’s weird how it seemed that the smaller, younger guy would be the bottom, but it turned out to be the opposite. He turned the tables on Warren.
Scene 2: Unusual Places – Paul Shayne (escort, top) and Jeremy Williams (client, bottom)
Paul is over at Jeremy’s house as his escort, and they’re hungry, so they step into the kitchen for a little nibble…..on each other. L.O.L. ! They start kissing, nipple-licking, torso-kissing, crotch-biting, undressing, cock-sucking, 69ing, jacking off, rimming, doggy style, and cock-riding.
Paul withdraws from Jeremy’s ass, and Jeremy lays face-up on the kitchen floor, jacks off and cums onto his torso. Then Paul remains standing, jacks off, and cums onto Jeremy’s torso as well. Hmm, I thought the kitchen was supposed to be for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. There seems to be more cream-filled “twinkies” outside than inside the kitchen drawer. L.O.L.
Scene 3: Dominant Daddy – Matt Lowe (client, bottom) and Danny Star (escort, top)
Okay, this scene has to be the weirdest adult movie scene I’ve ever viewed. First of all, an overweight senior citizen gentleman with a short beard, Matt, has a young, sexy, handsome male escort, Danny, come over his home.
Danny is wearing a blue Spiderman t-shirt, Matt is wearing only underwear, his closet door nearby is open, and laying on the floor of the closet is a Santa Claus suit. He doesn’t put the suit on, but my first impression was that Spiderman came over to fuck Santa Claus.
Anyways, Matt starts out by rubbing a black dildo all over his body; his nipples, crotch, ass, he even gives it a blow job. Danny finally arrives and Matt motions him over with his finger, and there is groping, caressing, torso and nipple-tweaking, licking, kissing, and biting, and undressing.
Gee, this is the first and only time I’ve seen Santa open up “his” present ! L.O.L. ! There is also crotch-biting, ass-fingering, cock-sucking, 69ing, rimming, cock-riding, dildo-fucking, and face-to-face anal while Matt jacks off and cums onto his pubes. This is the first time I knew that Santa “came” during a hot July, Jingle Balls Jingle Balls Jingle All The Way! Then Danny jacks off and cums onto Matt’s shoulder. He came upon a midnight clear.
Scene 4: Personal Trainer – Danny Star (escort, bottom) and Nathan Douglas (client, top)
Nathan has Danny come over as his escort and they’re shirtless upon Nathan’s bed, while Nathan bites and licks Danny’s crotch area through the fabric. At least Nathan is a complete contrast to Danny’s previous client, he is younger, extremely fit, flat 6-pack abs, more muscular chest, and his body is hairless.
There is also torso-biting and licking, undressing, ball-licking, cock-sucking, jacking off, 69ing, rimming, face-to-face anal, doggy style, L-shaped anal, and sideways anal. Then Danny jacks off and cums onto his abs, then Nathan withdraws from Danny’s ass and cums onto Danny’s genitals. Looks like Danny went from fucking Santa, to being fucked by a tall, skinny elf!
Scene 5: Passionate Kisser-Warren Rodgers (escort, top) and Craig Harding (client, bottom)
Warren and Craig are on Craig’s sofa tongue-kissing like crazy, Craig is perhaps one of the best tongue-kissers I’ve seen yet.
I totally agree with Warren when he says what gets me hot and hard is when his partner loves to kiss and is a good kisser, because I am the same way, that and when I’m licked behind my ears, that would make me cum in my pants.
Anyways, there is also groping; caressing; back, armpit, nipple, finger, feet, and toe-licking; crotch-biting and licking through the fabric, cock-sucking, undressing, underwear, sock, and shoe-sniffing and spitting, nipple-tweaking, neck-licking, licking behind the ears, rimming, jacking off, doggy style, face-to-face anal, and cock-riding. Then Warren jacks off and cums onto his torso. Then Craig jacks off and cums, but the camera doesn’t show him cum.
This picture was enjoyable because of the versatility in 2 of the stars, and the fetishes that were involved. Also, again, the opening credits were expertly done, allowing the star’s name appear when the star first appears, also the variety in each star’s physique: young, old, thin, fat, well-endowed and not so well-endowed.
It gives the viewer a picture of what happens between male escorts and their clients, especially if the viewer has never been with an escort. This is Randy “Rockbottom” signing out for now, until next time,.
Randy Rock Bottom signing out for now.